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The Academy, Part 1

"He actually said that?" Katie James was appalled by what her best friend Gina Preston said. The two girls were sitting in their first period class, pre-calculus, side by side in the back of the room. "Yeah," Gina said quietly. "And then he said that I should lose a few pounds and get back to him later." "Oh my God!" Katie was furious. "Gina you can't actually believe what he said, can you? He's a jerk! And you're, like barely a hundred pounds! If you lose any weight, you'll be so thin I won't be able to see you anymore." Gina nodded mutely. It was true; Gina was a very tiny girl, standing at about five-foot-one, and so thin she looked lik

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There's a place called the Barker Academy. It's a prestigious academy where gifted children from ages eight to eighteen go to hone their skills. After that, it's a straight shot to West Port University, their sister school, which helps to further the preparation of the students for their chosen specialized field. But there's something special about these children. They possess gifts that normal people only read about. With a location in nearly every country, Barker Academy has been training these special children for generations. In the beginning, Barker Academy graduates went on to gather intelligence on corrupt officials all over the world,

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When Sam opened his eyes, he found himself in a hospital for what had to be the sixtieth time in his short life. The young leader groaned and let his head fall to the side. It was then that he saw his unit standing out in the hallway through his window. They were talking quietly amongst themselves, and to Sam's relief, they were all there. Megan had even brought Jason; the baby in her arms was sound asleep. But there was someone else there whom he thought he would never see again. "Jake," Sam gasped quietly, his eyes wide. For a couple seconds, no one noticed him. Then Ali glanced inside and did a double take. She grinned at her brother, t

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Sam looked around him, and was thrilled to see everyone back together, standing on the beach; Megan, Ali, Luke, Peter, Andy, Michael, Henry, Chase, and Linnea had all gathered around him. "Hey, guys," Sam grinned. "How's it going?" "I have teams ready outside of every single one of Scarlett's bases," Linnea told him. "We're just waiting on your order." "Ok, I know I said we were going to go one or two at a time, but I'm not doing so great right now," Sam told her regretfully. The boy's unit flinched, remembering what they had seen when Christine let them see him. "So we're going to have to go all at once. Well, kind of...What time is it no

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Sam bit his tongue, letting out a tiny whimper, when Scarlett's doctor stuck his needle into his skin and pulled the thick black thread-like material through it, stitching the leader's new, deep gashes shut. "Ow!" Sam growled when he was stuck again. "She told you to be rougher than necessary, didn't she?" The doctor grinned sheepishly at him, glancing at Scarlett, who stood leaning against the wall, out of the corner of his eye, but not saying a word. He didn't really have to; Sam knew that's exactly what happened. After a few more minutes, he was all done, and he stood up. "Thank you, Ray," Scarlett smiled. "You're dismissed." The docto

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"Hey, Griffith!" Detective Cole Griffith looked up from his desk when he heard his boss say his name. "Chief," Griffith nodded respectfully as his boss came to a stop in front of his desk. "What do you need?" "You remember Kara and Brian Groves?" Chief Joseph Shipman asked. "Yeah, of course, it was my first case," Griffith nodded. "And one of only two of my cases that went unsolved." "Yeah, well, I might have someone you'd like to meet," Shipman sighed, handing his officer a folder. "Meet Hayden Baker. No criminal record, not even a person of interest in this case. But someone seemed to believe he was responsible for something. They found

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July 10
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Deviant for 13 years
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RIP Gina (1995-October, 2011) & Alex (1992-December, 2011)
You will never be forgotten.
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"HEY! ASS-BUTT!!!" - Castiel
"What am I? Chopped brains on toast?" - Bobby Singer
"Planes crash!" "And apparently, clowns kill!" - Sam and Dean Winchester
"Son of a bitch!" - Dean Winchester
"You smell like a toilet." - Sam Winchester
"Jerk." - Sam Winchester
"Bitch." - Dean Winchester
"Confetti!! It's a PAH-RAAAAAADE!!!!" - Misha Collins
"I ripped my pants!" - Jared Padalecki
"Wanna make a snow man?" - Jared Padalecki
"It's like working with children..." - Jensen Ackles
"I don't know, maybe its enought to bring a...Jesus Christ!" "...Bring Jesus Christ back?" - Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles
"We already found the demon once, we can-" *screaming like little girls* - Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Jeffrey Dean Morgan

When I was nine years old, I had a life. Then I saw my first Supernatural episode. My life improved greatly.

I am a proud SPN freak. I watch it every day and haven't missed an episode since the series started...when I was 9 years old! I have seen every episode multiple times and I have every season on DVD. The only episode I have not seen more than once is "Everybody Loves a Clown", because, like our dear Sammy, I do not love clowns. I despise them, they give me the creeps, and if I see one, I will have trouble sleeping for the next several days. It's an irrational fear. I have no control over it.

I know everything about that show!!! Literally everything!!! About the characters, plot, random details, actors, everything!!! If there was a Who Wants to be a Millionaire game where all the questions were about Supernatural, I would become very, very rich...
I also have a recurring dream that Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, and Misha Collins got lost driving to a Supernatural convention in Chicago when they missed their flight, and their car broke down in front of my house. They then proceeded to get out of the car, figure out that no one had a working cell phone, walk up to my front door, and ring the doorbell. Then I answered the door and they explained their situation and I was freaking out silently and then I ran upstairs, screamed like a little girl, stubbed my toe on the banister, and ran back downstairs. I let them use my phone and then they in return hung out with me and my friends and gave me their cell numbers and COMPLETED MY LIFE!!!! Then I wake up and I get really depressed...
Yes. I am insane. XD

Favourite Movies

Harry Potter Series, Mission Impossible, Finding Nemo, Bambi, Beauty and the Beast, Abduction,

Favourite TV Shows

Supernatural and numerous crime shows

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

AC/DC, Nickelback, Breaking Benjamin, 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds to Mars, Evanescence, Carrie Underwood, The Band Perry, Brad Paisley, Rascal Flatts, Styx, Kansas, Usher, Pitbull...I have eclectic taste, I know.

Favourite Books

If it's Supernatural related, odds are, I like it. If not, we'll see.

Favourite Writers

Stephen King, Momo, Becca, several others that I cannot think of at this time...

Favourite Games

Softball/Baseball/Football (DA BEARS...RIP Bears 2011 season...Figures you'd break your thumb as soon as you figure out how to be a good quarterback, Cutler...you set off a chain reaction...And also, FEEL BETTER JOHNNY KNOX!!! WAY TO BE RUBBERY!!!)

Tools of the Trade

pen, pencil, keyboard, rock salt, holy water, devil's traps, silver knives, fire, iron...etc...XD

Other Interests

If I told you, they might send me to the shrinks again...XD lol JK!!!

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Dec 27, 2012

MUST WATCH SO FUNNY OMG!!!!

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This dog...oh my God...you have to see this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAa95O7EaN0

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Dec 9, 2012

I am a happy person

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I tweeted this tweet: Come on #Bears you guys are better than this! I know you are! I know you're missing some ppl but come on! pull it together & lets go! Now Chicago Sports News is following me on twitter. SO HAPPY.

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Nov 25, 2012

Fear.

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We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And clowns. Clowns are evil sons of bitches. Always fear clowns. This has been your daily public service announcement. Ok, one more: Saw Breaking Dawn Pt 2 (I know, I don't even really like it, but it's addictive) and it was actually really good. Kristen had more than five facial expressions (I know, right?) and she looked gorgeous the entire time. Her daughter was ADORABLE, and she beat up Jacob, which was hillarious, and Jacob turned into a wolf in front of Charlie and his reaction was HILLARIOUS. Like, I have to admit that it was a really good movie. And near the end...OMG biggest troll in histo